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therealhamster:

when your lamp has an attitude

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darrynek:

if you still say “forever alone” well there’s your reason why

(Source: darrynek)

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solitarydays:

perks of dating me

• i won’t ever call you mommy/daddy because that’s the creepiest fucking shit i have ever seen
• i’ll keep your weight down and your self-esteem high by eating all your food and looking like road kill
• you only have to date me for like a few more days because we are all going to die 

(Source: brettstansel)

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swordie:

i can hold a wet bar of soap better than a conversation

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aangnog:

come with me

and youll be

in a world of pure emancipation

(Source: growlithed)

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reasonswhydansafail:

sleepingartist:

urbancatfitters:

if i ever start a band i’m going to name it “music” and then it will be literally impossible to find any of our songs on the internet

the first album : “Unknown album”

the hit single: “track 1”

album art

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crossbowsandbowties:

jon-egbert:

bundy-ramirez-dahmer:

Remember duck duck goose? If that wasn’t the most anxiety inducing game ever then I have no idea what is.

musical chairs

#no #musical chairs was a battle to the fucking death#that game was training us for the hunger games #THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE VICTOR #GET OFF MY CHAIR BITCH

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janestrider:

beckybotsford:

whenever u feel sad just remember that there are billions of cells in ur body and all they care about is u

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roleykatsu:

libyian:

wtf tumblr is so sassy like

I don’t need your attitude, tumblr.

Why is that close button huge are you running Windows 7 Fisher Price edition

(Source: siameese)

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Do you ever just have that one person you have a tiny subtle little crush on and it’s just never going to go away.

(Source: natural-charisma)